David Moffett Set to be Prime Minister

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In an unexpected twist to the political wranglings over who will form Government it is expected to be announced today that the parties have unanimously chosen David Moffett, ex WRU Chairman, to be Prime Minister. His plans have impressed a lot of West Minster politicians.

In a sneak preview of what the country can expect we managed to get hold of a copy of the manifesto he laid out in his bid for power.

He shall unite all the councils into 5 regions. Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland, Nothern England and Southern England. This is done to save money and to focus all the countries development into 5 areas, we simply don’t have the resources as a nation for more than that.

In a controversial move Newcastle and anywhere North of it will be part of Scotland, despite historical differences. This is to make things fairer, though it doesn’t go into detail how such a conclusion is reached.
Secret preparations are being made for London and Manchester making bids to be independent regions, Birmingham is also expected to bid but is likely to fail.
It is understood that even more controversial plans are being made to split up the North of England all together, with it being divided between the remaining regions. They are only there as a token gesture and the plug will be pulled in a few years.

Unfortunately the SAS broke into the building after we read that far, so we are unable to let you know any more plans. But with Moffett in power nothing should be ruled out. It is thought he is using 10 Downing Street as a stepping stone in the target of his career – Master of the Universe.

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